"Okay Noelle, let's talk about talents. What are your talents?"
"Well, I like to sing and dance and play music so those are my talents."
Note: she has not yet been enrolled in any sort of lessons/classes due to
"You certainly like to dance and are a good dancer."
"Yes, and I'm going to have a rock band. Chase will play the guitar."
"Who will play the drums?"
"Nico will play the drums." Nico is her boyfriend as evidenced by the kiss she received leaving school the other day. She is FOUR but I gotta give the kid props, his technique was solid. (She also pronounced his good-bye kiss today WET. I almost peed myself laughing at that one.)
"Okay, so who's on the bass guitar?"
"Jimmy. And Brenden will play the keyboard. And Peyton will will play the tambourine." Someone was on the accordion but I forget who. I think that the tuba was also involved at some point but by this time my sides hurt from suppressing laughter at the mental image.
"What's the name of your band?"
"Um, 'Singing'. And I'm the singer and Ms. Lisa and Ms. Amanda are singers too."
"Do you have any back-up singers?"
"Yeah, that will be Emily and Sydney and Caroline."
Almost the entire class is part of the band now.
"How about the rest of the class? Will they be your dancers?"
"Um, yeah, they'll be the dancers and we'll have a band and all my friends will sing and dance and play instruments at my school and we're gonna ROCK!"
There you have it, be on the lookout for the mighty ROCK band 'Singing' in about 10 years. Remember, you heard it here first.