Hey, SyFy? Are you hiring new writers?

Because the one, the only, MR. ALICE COOPER! had the best idea to beat all the bestest ideas for your new original movie:

Tarantulamb!  

I can imagine the tagline now: His snuggly softness will draw you in...for the KILL.

I'm willing to start a petition; I'm sure that my fellow SyFySaturdaySnarkers would agree that.

We are legion and really, only trying to help you achieve your greatest potential.

(Okay, fine, and give us something to do on Saturday nights but truly, our motives are *mostly* altruistic.)

Sincerely,

Dawn aka momofnandn