We are in the beginning stages of potty-training Noah so of course, he's very fond of watching the pee-pee come out of his, well, pee-pee as well as the requisite "hands-on" experiences.
SCENE - After bath, getting ready for bed:
Noah (grabbing to emphasize): Mommy, I have PEEE-nis.
Me (applier of diaper, lotion and jammies for the evening): Yes baby, you do.
Noah: You have PEEE-nis too?
Me: No baby, boys have penises, girls have vaginas.
Noelle: I have a BA-gina.
Me to Noelle: Yes you do. So do I. And Daddy has a penis....Noah, what are you doing?
Noah (patting himself): I petting my PEEE-nis.
Me: Noah, we don't pet our penis; it's not a cat.
Parenting: not for the weak of heart.
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