How about this: I was reading the kids a story when suddenly we were attacked by ninjas! Using some celery and a well-placed Sorry! token I drove them back until one got in a lucky punch and I twisted into Darth Vader. Nah, I wouldn't be caught dead with celery in the house.
|I find your lack of funny disturbing.|
Age is so damn glamorous...but at least I'm off of shoveling detail. So there's that.