|It's actually much worse in person|
This is our storage area; at some point in the not so distant future I hope to actually be able to store things here in a semi-organized way. The picture painted in my mind's eye of course is vintage IKEA because, well, WANT.
|The good news is that we have more toilet paper.|
|Oh HAI ancient virus-ridden desktop PC and various important papers.|
|Zombie exercise machines want to eat your sweat|
|The black lump on the left is the ancient TV. The couch...nevermind.|
|I really hope that it's not a potty emergency.|
|Or, you know, vampires. It could happen.|
|What do you mean you can't get the full effect? It's like a tower of boxes is blocking your view or something.|
* You are on your own in sourcing the cattle prods however.