Call up your inner lounge singer and dust off your leisure suits because this time we are going old school Barry. Manilow that is.
Her name was Noelle,
She wore the underwear.
She stuck her tongue out in the air
Shook her booty everywhere.
She was so gassy.
And it was nasty.
Mommy sang a silly song
And Noah farted along.
There was a big BRAPPPP sound,
Heard all through the town.
They got a whiff of it
And they all fell down!
My apologies to karaokeists everywhere for the damage inflicted upon this classic. (Hey, sometimes you gotta take the muse where you can.) (Is too a word. Now.)
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